Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Wie announcement

Dear diary,

Only 6 more days until my 16th birthday -- I can't wait, I can finally drive legally. Oh, and today, before I go to high school, I've decided to call a press conference so that I can announce that I'm turning pro. At the press conference (2 pm ET) will be my sponsors Nike and Sony, who have agreed to pay me $10 million making me the highest paid female athlete in the world. Pretty cool, I haven't even won a pro tournament yet. I'm being represented by the William Morris agency -- they represent Clint Eastwood and John Travolta. I don't know what the big deal is, but The Golf Channel will be airing my announcement live. Hello world!

Michelle

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2 Comments:

At 12:03 PM, Blogger Erik @ The Sand Trap said...

Third highest paid female athlete. You forgot Serena Williams and Maria Sharapova, #s 2 and 1 respectively, I think.

 
At 3:04 PM, Blogger Power Fade said...

Correct Erik. Perhaps she meant highest paid female golfer in the world. Or perhaps she needs to get off her high-horse.
Already a chip on the shoulder. A shame.

 

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